dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

10 hours agosrushtinatorstunningpicture 146,829 notes

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok
11 hours agostupidwhorewafflementally-illectric 162,209 notes

yall-motherfuckers-need-levihan:

Connie’s titan always kills me

11 hours agoameriikawaiibakuryuha 5,418 notes

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

11 hours agointellectual-tipstersitcorn 124,825 notes
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ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

ruinedchildhood:

I need this on my blog

11 hours agoearthdaddanielradcliffedaily 88,861 notes

vonmunsterr:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

They had to stop because of the chlorine affecting the girls and because of men trying to jump in to get to them.
I would have loved to see Disneyland mermaids today though!

i would totes grow my hair out to be a disney mermaid. a cute chubby mermaid.

11 hours agointellectual-tipsterdrsimples 179,986 notes

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

11 hours agointellectual-tipstermy-dads-the-king-of-hell 49,904 notes
souljaboyemoji:

besturlonhere:

afp-photo:

CITE DU VATICAN, Vatican City : Pope Francis is pictured as he leaves after his general audience in the Paul VI hall at the Vatican on August 20, 2014. AFP PHOTO / GABRIEL BOUYS

yikes. this is a poorly framed shot

worst tity ive ever seen

souljaboyemoji:

besturlonhere:

afp-photo:

CITE DU VATICAN, Vatican City : Pope Francis is pictured as he leaves after his general audience in the Paul VI hall at the Vatican on August 20, 2014. AFP PHOTO / GABRIEL BOUYS

yikes. this is a poorly framed shot

worst tity ive ever seen

11 hours agomychemicalabstinenceafp-photo 252 notes
Rapunzel defending herself to Mother Gothel. (and correcting her/standing up to her too)
12 hours agoalicein1dredlanddisneyyandmore 1,012 notes

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

12 hours agothefandomhoardersamagotchi 87,626 notes
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oldroots:

misunderstood animatronics are my favourite 5NAF concept tbh

12 hours agochagashioldroots 27,375 notes
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