shitty roosterteeth jokes come and go but lightish red is forever
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
friendly reminder that Tony was only 17 when his parents died in a car accident leaving him orphaned and alone
Friendly reminder that most likely Bucky staged the car accident
#friendly reminder that howard stark flew thrity miles behind enemy lines and back#and nearly died#so that steve could save bucky#and then bucky killed him (x)
how dare you
only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk